Gujarat is not any more dry state: Narendra Modi at Vibrant Gujarat

In Vibrant Summit 2013, Narendra Modi, Chief Minister of Gujarat declared that Gujarat will no longer be dry state from 26th of January 2013.

Speaking on occasion of Vibrant Gujarat, Narendra Modi said, “Since last many years, we are facing problem because of dry state. Foreigners and Punjabis not visit our state because they don’t get wine and vodka here. We want them to come and do business with us.”

“It will give me great joy to declare that we no longer be dry state from 26th January 2013. There will be liqueur shops opened by across the gujarat by Adani Group within next 15 days. and We invite all people to come and drink “SOMRAS” together,” He added further. These is 5th Global Summit in Gujarat and Chief Minister and his team is disparately trying to generate more money across industrialist.

After this announcement, Vijay Malya, Owner of UB Group has announce to invest Rs. 26,000 Crore in Gujarat for Liqueur Shops. and decided to publish his new year calender as all models wearing “Chaniya Choli”, Treditional Gujarati Dress.

On other Hand, Congress opposed this decision by saying it’s wrong in land where Mahatma Gandhi born. Congress Spokeperson Manish Tiwari said ” It shows real communal face of Modi to take decision like this. I assume he don’t care of sentiments of Common man. It’s big blow to modi.”

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Rohit Sharma Claims to be Rahul Mahajan of Team India

After loosing, First ODI against Pakistan, Team India was going back to hotel. But Middle Order batsman and “talented” Rohit Sharma called press conference and claim to be Rahul Mahajan of team india.

“I am proud to claim that We both are identical twins and we belong to same state,” Rohit Sharma Said to press. He also added, “We are brought up at different places but we both are same type of people. He never do anything sincierely and so do I.”

When asked about Rahul Mahajan’s dance on Nach Baliye, Rohit Sharma said, “See, This is I am talking about, He is worst dancer there, but he is still there in Nach Baliye, Because of Talent. I want people to recognize us as brothers and give respect”

When Media ask Rahul Mahajan about this he has just gave his special smile and tell them to ask Shilpa Shetty, Judge of Nach Baliye and Owner of Rajsthan Royals.

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