World AIDS Day.

Friends,

Today is World AIDS Day. and i m coming here with some funny and smart things. If different companies create condoms.
The followings are i found of Twitter and they are hilarious.

•  Akshay Kumar Condoms. "Huh-huh-huh, it *does* Twinkle..."
•  Air India condoms. Will never make you come on time.
•  Nirvana Condoms : Cum as you are
• DDLJ Condoms: Lasts a Decade! :)
• Genelia condoms - Free pregancy test with every condom! "Proof bhi toh chahiye na...."
• Gulf Condoms- With special lubricating OIL
• Congress Condoms : If you end up having a kid, it's Narasimha Rao's fault.
• Obama Condom can get an american a job !!
• HSBC Condoms - World's local Condom
•  AMBUJA CONDOMS  : Bhaiyya ye CONDOM phat.ta kyo nahi 
• twitter condoms: characterless in 140.
• Manikchand Condoms : Unche log ki Unchi Pasand 
• Rajnikanth condoms. Only for those special moments when you want to screw Chuck Norris.
• You don't buy a Pritam and Anu Malik condom, you steal them.
• Nike Hand glows Condoms - Draupadi ke Jamane ke Condoms !!
• Bapu condoms - Also available in khaadi.
• Vicks Condom - Andar tak jay aaram dilay..
• Yes Bank Condoms - Say Yes To Grow !!
•  LIMCA CONDOMS:Machalti aas hai ye, Machalti pyaas hai ye.. Ek condom chura lo na ! :
• UPA Condoms - When no action is your action...
• Sheila ki jawani condoms: Tere haath na aanewali:P
• Shashi Tharoor Condoms : Ab Aaraam Se Pushkar Sakte Ho
• Daya Condoms - Todd do.
• Move Condom - Aah se aah tak 
• Barkha dutt condoms: For radia-l leaks.
• Amul condoms: utterly butterly delicious
• Dhoni Condoms: End of the day its team work, performance sakshi hai
• Chetan Bhagat Condoms : Blocks
• Royal stag condoms: To cover the "mera number 1"
• Chacha Chaudhury condoms. Whenever Sabu gets angry....
• Arnab Goswami Condom - If u r interrupting ur partner every now n then!!
• Tata nano condoms - will set her on fire 
• Wikileaks condoms: ensures a leak to create a freak.
• Mamata Condoms : Guaranteed that there won't be berth.
• Surf excel condom: Kyunki charitra pe daag gande hain 
• Kareena Condoms : For er... Saif sex.
• Nira Radia condoms : For phone sex
• Pepsodent Condom - Dhisum Dhisum
• Nokia condoms: connecting people.
• Dominos Condoms- To come in 30 mins
• Big Bazaar Condoms - Available in very cheaper rates and special offer on Wednesday.
• Parle-G backdoor condoms. "G maaney..."
•  Paulo Coelho condoms. Available at Alchemists.
• Batman Condoms - The Dark Knight Rises.
• Saurov Ganguly condoms, always playing off side.
• Deepika Padukone condoms. Shuttles cock.
• Arindam Choudhuri condoms - Ranked number one in global exposure.
• Amitabh bachchan condoms. "Condoms ka BigB".
• gmail condoms - spamming all d way ;)
• Manmohan condoms. Specially for the 'her on top' position 
• CPM Condoms : Will not allow any fertilization unless there's a subsidy.
• Raja Condoms. Will stop the first 170,000 crore sperms.
• Chetan Bhagat condoms: After sex, he will show up at your door and ask for credit."

I hope you have fun.


BEST FROM BEST


HDFC condoms - "Kaamwali ki pagaar bhi bach jayegi aur tumhari exercise bhi ho jayegi."


Thanks.


Love,
Smit
These all lines has taken from different twitter...