Today is World AIDS Day. and i m coming here with some funny and smart things. If different companies create condoms.
The followings are i found of Twitter and they are hilarious.
- Akshay Kumar Condoms. "Huh-huh-huh, it *does* Twinkle..."
- Air India condoms. Will never make you come on time.
- Nirvana Condoms : Cum as you are
- DDLJ Condoms: Lasts a Decade! :)
- Genelia condoms - Free pregancy test with every condom! "Proof bhi toh chahiye na...."
- Gulf Condoms- With special lubricating OIL
- Congress Condoms : If you end up having a kid, it's Narasimha Rao's fault.
- Obama Condom can get an american a job !!
- HSBC Condoms - World's local Condom
- AMBUJA CONDOMS : Bhaiyya ye CONDOM phat.ta kyo nahi
- twitter condoms: characterless in 140.
- Manikchand Condoms : Unche log ki Unchi Pasand
- Rajnikanth condoms. Only for those special moments when you want to screw Chuck Norris.
- You don't buy a Pritam and Anu Malik condom, you steal them.
- Nike Hand glows Condoms - Draupadi ke Jamane ke Condoms !!
- Bapu condoms - Also available in khaadi.
- Vicks Condom - Andar tak jay aaram dilay..
- Yes Bank Condoms - Say Yes To Grow !!
- LIMCA CONDOMS:Machalti aas hai ye, Machalti pyaas hai ye.. Ek condom chura lo na ! :
- UPA Condoms - When no action is your action...
- Sheila ki jawani condoms: Tere haath na aanewali:P
- Shashi Tharoor Condoms : Ab Aaraam Se Pushkar Sakte Ho
- Daya Condoms - Todd do.
- Move Condom - Aah se aah tak
- Barkha dutt condoms: For radia-l leaks.
- Amul condoms: utterly butterly delicious
- Dhoni Condoms: End of the day its team work, performance sakshi hai
- Chetan Bhagat Condoms : Blocks
- Royal stag condoms: To cover the "mera number 1"
- Chacha Chaudhury condoms. Whenever Sabu gets angry....
- Arnab Goswami Condom - If u r interrupting ur partner every now n then!!
- Tata nano condoms - will set her on fire
- Wikileaks condoms: ensures a leak to create a freak.
- Mamata Condoms : Guaranteed that there won't be berth.
- Surf excel condom: Kyunki charitra pe daag gande hain
- Kareena Condoms : For er... Saif sex.
- Nira Radia condoms : For phone sex
- Pepsodent Condom - Dhisum Dhisum
- Nokia condoms: connecting people.
- Dominos Condoms- To come in 30 mins
- Big Bazaar Condoms - Available in very cheaper rates and special offer on Wednesday.
- Parle-G backdoor condoms. "G maaney..."
- Paulo Coelho condoms. Available at Alchemists.
- Batman Condoms - The Dark Knight Rises.
- Saurov Ganguly condoms, always playing off side.
- Deepika Padukone condoms. Shuttles cock.
- Arindam Choudhuri condoms - Ranked number one in global exposure.
- Amitabh bachchan condoms. "Condoms ka BigB".
- gmail condoms - spamming all d way ;)
- Manmohan condoms. Specially for the 'her on top' position
- CPM Condoms : Will not allow any fertilization unless there's a subsidy.
- Raja Condoms. Will stop the first 170,000 crore sperms.
- Chetan Bhagat condoms: After sex, he will show up at your door and ask for credit."
I hope you have fun.
BEST FROM BEST
HDFC condoms - "Kaamwali ki pagaar bhi bach jayegi aur tumhari exercise bhi ho jayegi."
Thanks.
Love,
Smit
These all lines has taken from different twitter...
wow awesome thought!!
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