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Wednesday, December 1, 2010

World AIDS Day.

Friends,

Today is World AIDS Day. and i m coming here with some funny and smart things. If different companies create condoms.
The followings are i found of Twitter and they are hilarious.


  •  Akshay Kumar Condoms. "Huh-huh-huh, it *does* Twinkle..."
  •  Air India condoms. Will never make you come on time.
  •  Nirvana Condoms : Cum as you are
  • DDLJ Condoms: Lasts a Decade! :)
  • Genelia condoms - Free pregancy test with every condom! "Proof bhi toh chahiye na...."
  • Gulf Condoms- With special lubricating OIL
  • Congress Condoms : If you end up having a kid, it's Narasimha Rao's fault.
  • Obama Condom can get an american a job !!
  • HSBC Condoms - World's local Condom
  •  AMBUJA CONDOMS  : Bhaiyya ye CONDOM phat.ta kyo nahi 
  • twitter condoms: characterless in 140.
  • Manikchand Condoms : Unche log ki Unchi Pasand 
  • Rajnikanth condoms. Only for those special moments when you want to screw Chuck Norris.
  • You don't buy a Pritam and Anu Malik condom, you steal them.
  • Nike Hand glows Condoms - Draupadi ke Jamane ke Condoms !!
  • Bapu condoms - Also available in khaadi.
  • Vicks Condom - Andar tak jay aaram dilay..
  • Yes Bank Condoms - Say Yes To Grow !!
  •  LIMCA CONDOMS:Machalti aas hai ye, Machalti pyaas hai ye.. Ek condom chura lo na ! :
  • UPA Condoms - When no action is your action...
  • Sheila ki jawani condoms: Tere haath na aanewali:P
  • Shashi Tharoor Condoms : Ab Aaraam Se Pushkar Sakte Ho
  • Daya Condoms - Todd do.
  • Move Condom - Aah se aah tak 
  • Barkha dutt condoms: For radia-l leaks.
  • Amul condoms: utterly butterly delicious
  • Dhoni Condoms: End of the day its team work, performance sakshi hai
  • Chetan Bhagat Condoms : Blocks
  • Royal stag condoms: To cover the "mera number 1"
  • Chacha Chaudhury condoms. Whenever Sabu gets angry....
  • Arnab Goswami Condom - If u r interrupting ur partner every now n then!!
  • Tata nano condoms - will set her on fire 
  • Wikileaks condoms: ensures a leak to create a freak.
  • Mamata Condoms : Guaranteed that there won't be berth.
  • Surf excel condom: Kyunki charitra pe daag gande hain 
  • Kareena Condoms : For er... Saif sex.
  • Nira Radia condoms : For phone sex
  • Pepsodent Condom - Dhisum Dhisum
  • Nokia condoms: connecting people.
  • Dominos Condoms- To come in 30 mins
  • Big Bazaar Condoms - Available in very cheaper rates and special offer on Wednesday.
  • Parle-G backdoor condoms. "G maaney..."
  •  Paulo Coelho condoms. Available at Alchemists.
  • Batman Condoms - The Dark Knight Rises.
  • Saurov Ganguly condoms, always playing off side.
  • Deepika Padukone condoms. Shuttles cock.
  • Arindam Choudhuri condoms - Ranked number one in global exposure.
  • Amitabh bachchan condoms. "Condoms ka BigB".
  • gmail condoms - spamming all d way ;)
  • Manmohan condoms. Specially for the 'her on top' position 
  • CPM Condoms : Will not allow any fertilization unless there's a subsidy.
  • Raja Condoms. Will stop the first 170,000 crore sperms.
  • Chetan Bhagat condoms: After sex, he will show up at your door and ask for credit."

I hope you have fun.


BEST FROM BEST


HDFC condoms - "Kaamwali ki pagaar bhi bach jayegi aur tumhari exercise bhi ho jayegi."


Thanks.


Love,
Smit
These all lines has taken from different twitter...
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