CHILDREN ARE QUICK

CHILDREN ARE QUICK            ____________________________________  TEACHER:    Maria, go to the map and find North America ..  MARIA:        Here it  is.  TEACHER:   Correct.  Now class, who discovered    America  ?  CLASS:         Maria.  ____________________________________    TEACHER:   John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?  JOHN:          You told me to do it without using tables.  __________________________________________  TEACHER:  Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'  GLENN:      K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'  TEACHER:  No, that's wrong  GLENN:       Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.    (I  Love this  child)  ____________________________________________  TEACHER:   Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?  DONALD:     H I J K L M N O.  TEACHER:   What are you talking about?  DONALD:    Yesterday you said it's H to O.     __________________________________  TEACHER:   Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.  WINNIE:       Me!  __________________________________________    TEACHER:   Glen, why do you always get so dirty?  GLEN:          Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.    _______________________________________  TEACHER:   Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I"  MILLIE:       I  is..  TEACHER:   No, Millie..... Always say, "I  am"  MILLIE:       All right...  "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."       ________________________________  TEACHER:   George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it.                         Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?  LOUIS:         Because George still had the axe in his hand.....      ______________________________________    TEACHER:    Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?  SIMON:         No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.    ______________________________  TEACHER:        Clyde, your composition on  'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's.. Did you copy his?  CLYDE   :          No, sir. It's the same dog.     (I want to adopt this kid!!!)  ___________________________________  TEACHER:    Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?  HAROLD:     A teacher  ____________________________ Love, Smit