Election 2014 - Prime Minister

India, as a country, going through one of most difficult phases. In last few days, what we have seen in Uttarakhand and Himalaya is very painful and our sincier respect to all Jawans helping people there. Apart from that, Indian Rupee's value is going down every day with compare to U.S. Dollar. So It makes us more economically down.


In all this parameters and many other, We are going to have General Election next year in 2014. As it will be very crucial, It will not only decide India's future for next 5 years. But it also see how india will go through for next 20-25 years.

Now, Here I like to discuss Key Players in this election 2014. Politicians that will be play very very crucial role in this election to rule India or help other parties to rule India.

Dr. Manmohan Singh
Current Indian PM, Leader of Congress Party, Currently member of Rajyasabha from Assam.

Dr. Manmohan Singh is Prime Minister of India since last 9 Years. On very dramatic events in may 2004, after Congress President Sonia Gandhi refuses to be PM of India. He was elected as PM of India by Congress party and set there since that day.

In last 9 years, He has personality of silent working and honest person. His name is involved in CoalGate Scam and 2G Scam, which is one of biggest scam in indian history. He handled few situation very carefully and tactically but He also failed to stop curruption and bring LOKPAL after promising it.

In next Election his part is crucial as UPA is going in election by showing his achievements. As he also announced He want Rahul Gandhi to take post of PM if Congress come in power again. but then also He will be part of Government indirectly if UPA is coming back in power.

Now Numbers game will play very crucial part in next Election. Out of 543 total seats in Loksabha, If congress alone brings around 140-150 Seats and then they require 120-130 seats to rule government. In this type of situation, Dr. Manmohan Singh will come back as PM. As he can handle Government with different parties on name of secularism.

Trivia : Dr. Manmohan Singh fought Loksabha election in 1999 from south delhi and he lost from Vijay Kumar Malhotra of BJP


In next blog, Will bring about one more politician as key player.

Thanks for reading,

Love,
Smit

Game of Thrones

“There is only one god and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death: “Not today.” 

This is one of great lines of "Game of Thrones". Yes, Game of Thrones. One of best books and tv show ever made on this world. If you like to see what power do to people, you must watch this. 

This tv show is adaption of book "Game of Throne" by George R.R. Martin. TV show has been crafted and shooting of has been done in 11 different countries and more then 145 different locations.

First season of show was started in April 2011. When Blue-Ray DVD was launched of first season. 3.5 lakh copies sold in just one week. According to Torrents. It's most downloaded TV show in last 5 years.

2 seasons of Game of Thrones are completed. From today 3rd Season will be there on HBO. 

GO WATCH IT!!!!

Gujarat is not any more dry state: Narendra Modi at Vibrant Gujarat

In Vibrant Summit 2013, Narendra Modi, Chief Minister of Gujarat declared that Gujarat will no longer be dry state from 26th of January 2013.

Speaking on occasion of Vibrant Gujarat, Narendra Modi said, “Since last many years, we are facing problem because of dry state. Foreigners and Punjabis not visit our state because they don’t get wine and vodka here. We want them to come and do business with us.”

“It will give me great joy to declare that we no longer be dry state from 26th January 2013. There will be liqueur shops opened by across the gujarat by Adani Group within next 15 days. and We invite all people to come and drink “SOMRAS” together,” He added further. These is 5th Global Summit in Gujarat and Chief Minister and his team is disparately trying to generate more money across industrialist.

After this announcement, Vijay Malya, Owner of UB Group has announce to invest Rs. 26,000 Crore in Gujarat for Liqueur Shops. and decided to publish his new year calender as all models wearing “Chaniya Choli”, Treditional Gujarati Dress.

On other Hand, Congress opposed this decision by saying it’s wrong in land where Mahatma Gandhi born. Congress Spokeperson Manish Tiwari said ” It shows real communal face of Modi to take decision like this. I assume he don’t care of sentiments of Common man. It’s big blow to modi.”

Article Published in Faking News: http://my.fakingnews.com/2013/01/12/gujarat-is-not-any-more-dry-state-narendra-modi-at-vibrant-gujarat/

Rohit Sharma Claims to be Rahul Mahajan of Team India

After loosing, First ODI against Pakistan, Team India was going back to hotel. But Middle Order batsman and “talented” Rohit Sharma called press conference and claim to be Rahul Mahajan of team india.

“I am proud to claim that We both are identical twins and we belong to same state,” Rohit Sharma Said to press. He also added, “We are brought up at different places but we both are same type of people. He never do anything sincierely and so do I.”

When asked about Rahul Mahajan’s dance on Nach Baliye, Rohit Sharma said, “See, This is I am talking about, He is worst dancer there, but he is still there in Nach Baliye, Because of Talent. I want people to recognize us as brothers and give respect”

When Media ask Rahul Mahajan about this he has just gave his special smile and tell them to ask Shilpa Shetty, Judge of Nach Baliye and Owner of Rajsthan Royals.

Published on: My Faking News.

http://my.fakingnews.com/2013/01/01/rohit-sharma-claims-to-be-rahul-mahajan-of-team-india/

New Team India

What’s the biggest challenge that India faces today? Corruption? Price rise?

No! Its the 4th Test against England at Nagpur..!! And out netas have decided to face the challenge themselves. Forgetting all their difference they have made a team which is expected to perform atleast some point better than the current team.

The Batsman

The Netas XI:

Digvijay Singh- Fearless like Sehwag. Just like Sehwag’s shots, his words are neither technically correct and nor do they make any sense. But one things is for sure, whenever he hits, he hits it hard enough.

Sushma Swaraj- Aggressive, but with an intent. People considered her as the next captain of the team, but the beacon was passed to some-one else (Read: Virat Kohli/Narendra Modi). Too often gets herself run-out unnecessary.

Arvind Kejrival- At number 3, you need to have your most trusted batsman. This new guy has played some fantastic innings in his short carrier. But he is still inexperienced and there are questions on his survival in the long run.

Sachin Tendulkar- Considering the recent form, if not in the whole world, he still is the best cricketer among all other MPs.

Narendra Modi- A hot property at the moment. People calls him the next leader, but there are many critics of his brashness. A tough challenge looms ahead, will need control over his vocals.

Rahul Gandhi- So! so much promise. But nothing yet fulfilled. People calls him the Yuvraj, but has failed to survived the bouncers at the pitch of UP.

Manmohan Singh (captain)- Agreed that in past he had many glories (the World Cup/1991 Economic Reform), but the recent failures (England-Aus series/2G-Coalgate) has made people asking him to quit. In spite, he is probably our only choice as a leader.

Mayawati (as part of dalit reservation quota)- Her carrom balls, leaves everyone guessing. So what if she has failed to do what is expected from her (ie to take wickets/win UP elections), she is making her marks elsewhere (batting/FDI voting).

Nitish Kumar- So long this position was reserved for some-one else (Bhajji/Lalu), but by bowling consistent line and length, Nitish has now taken over this positions. But there is still a lot of scope of improvement.

Mamta Banerjee- The best in business when it comes to reverse swing, right from the times of Vajpayee. But her government..err.. wicket taking abilities are now in question.

Meira Kumar- Neither Ishant nor she know what are they doing in the team except to fill up their position.

The above team has been made after taking into account reservations for dalits and 33% for women. No reservation for religious minorities could be provided, as the same is still not provided in our Constitution. However, for their appropriate representation Salman Khurshid has been included as 12th men in the team.

Btw, the coach, as expected, is a foreigner and no prize for guessing her name.

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P.S.: I apologize and is very ashamed for putting such derogatory remarks on such eminent persons. Pls don’t arrest me..!!  :P




With Thanks.. (http://my.fakingnews.com/2012/12/14/the-netas-xi-manmohan-singh-as-captain-narendra-modi-too-in-the-cricket-team/ )

Gujarati boy disappointed to know Tulika won’t be CM if Congress wins

 Jignesh Modi, who turned 18 earlier this year and will be voting in the upcoming assembly elections next month, is confused over whom to vote for.

Jignesh had almost made up his mind to vote for Congress after seeing TV and online ads featuring a girl called Tulika. However, he was heartbroken to learn that the girl was just a TV actress and not the Chief Ministerial candidate of the party.

Television actress Tulika, who is often seen on TV news channels these days.

“This is cheating!” Jignesh protested, “I thought she will become the Chief Minister if Congress won, but she’s just an actress! Now I have no idea what to do! I don’t even know who the Gujarat Congress head is!”

Jignesh is the first known case where an aam admi has made up his mind after being influenced by TV ads by political parties. A similar case was reported in 2004, where a man in Delhi was believed to have turned a BJP supporter after watching India Shiningads, but investigations later revealed him to be a television journalist and not an aam aadmi.

“You can sell soaps, deodorants, insurances, or tickets to samagam of Nirmal Baba through TV ads, but not political beliefs,” a marketing professor of IIM Ahmedabad told Faking News.

“You have to buy political support, you don’t sell it,” the professor explained.

However, Congress has not lost all hopes. They are confident that spinners stalwarts like Kapil Sibal and Manish Tewari can issue statements that might confuse people like Jignesh and make them believe that Tulika indeed could become the Chief Minister of Gujarat if they voted for Congress.

“It’s almost like making people believe that they will get to kiss Katrina Kaif if they buy Slice mango drink,” a Congress leader conceded that the task was not so easy.

“But then we have made people believe that there was no 2G scam!” he pointed out.

“Or we may even consider making Tulika the Chief Minister,” the Congress leader further said, “Just like Manmohan Singh is the Prime Minister.”

With Thanks,   http://www.fakingnews.com/2012/11/gujarati-boy-disappointed-to-know-tulika-wont-be-cm-if-congress-wins/

RUDY - To make dream reality

Happy Diwali and prosperous new year to all of you. On this ocpicious day, I would like to tell you a story of a guy who had done something what we all want to do. We all try to do it.


"Having dreams is what makes life tolerable."

Life is all about dreams. Watching Dream. Achieving Dream. and most important, Feeling that we and our loved one get when we achieve it. Many times we are desprate to do a perticular task. or want to achieve something. But do we actually do that much hard work for it. Do we give our 100 % to complete the task? and what if your 100 % is not enough to achieve?

When we are young, studying in 2nd or 3rd standard, enjoying childhood.. We all dream about being cricketer, film star, pilot or any other fancy jobs. but do we work hard for next 15 years to be that? Do we put our whole life on risk to achieve that dream? NO. and then we say, I was not brillient or I didn't had family support or I screwed because of politics or any other excuse.

But there was one guy, who came across all odds, He defeted all problems, He won the power, He achieve what no one can achieve. His name is RUDY. I am talking about guy called  Daniel Eugene "Rudy" Ruettiger 

Rudy was born in small normal family. He is having less then average hight, average weight no extra style or skill in his life. but he has dream. Dream to play in Football team of University of Notre Dame. He want to do anything for this damn thing. First issue was he didn't even get admission in College, Due to his less grades he can't get admitted in College or University. and his family was not having money to teach him.

So, He started working in mill and saved money for his higher education. He decided that one day he surely gets into that team. only one guy, in whole world, pete, his best buddy believes in him. On Rudy's birthday, Pete gifted him Jacket of Notre Dame. Pete says "You will surely do that one day". After that, There is fire in mill and pete can't survive in that.

On the funeral of Pete, Rudy decided to complete his dream. But it was not at all easy. He is not having skill for playing football, not good grades or not even money to be there. So when he decide to go there. It was really tough time to be there.. He gets admission some how in college, but if he gets good GPA, only then n then he can move forward to University, and then he might might might get chance to be selected in Team of Football.

He tried his best to get good GPA, He worked damn hard in classes. He also done part time job at college ground to be there, to feel that emotions. and after hard work and dedication of one year. His application to get admission in university is REJECTED. He again start working for whole year. His application rejected again. this happen for 3 year.

Finally in his last try, he had given everything and this time he got selected in Univeristy. He got admission in University and his practice started. He was not best athlate. not even in Top 60 out of 95 athlates in that field. but his willing to be there is more then any one else on ground. He gives his 100% on ground, everyday he got hit, injured, get blood, his body was online, he can be dead anyday and at same time he knows he never will be in the team. Then also he worked real hard for this.

4 more years passed, He never got selected for team. He never had chance to be on ground, walk in through that era. His despression was increased like hell.. He had done whatever a mankind can do to achieve it. but he can't get there. because he is having nither talent nor skills but he is having one thing, That is hope and hardwork.

Now there was one last game, before they all graduated from University and Rudy never ever had chance to be on team again. For last game, team was declared and he was not there. He was upset and tensed. But that time all players went to coach's room one by one and offer their position to rudy for last game. So after this he got chance to be at that place, and when he entered on that ground, his family, friends, all were there to see his success. He had done it. which we always think IMPOSSIBLE.

This is true story. you can check it with movie RUDY or his books